"Would you rather go on a date with a dwarf, a hobbit or an elf?" (x) aka, the one where Martin realises he should stop talking. (1)
Holy shit he’s literal garbage
Can we please replace Martin Freeman in everything he’s in with footage of someone’s foot because that’d be better than this
Starts a little after 2:20.
Feel free to abandon any good will you may have had towards Mr. Freeman before.
"When I moved up here this woman I know said, ‘Ooh! There are a lot of whiteys up there’, and I said, ‘I love white people; I’ve no problem with them at all."
The idea was that I was going to complain because there weren’t enough blues dances out here; not enough ragga around. But I’m not bothered by it.
"Multiculturalism hasn’t and doesn’t help, because rightly or wrongly it polarises people so much," he continues.
"Racism is one thing—and I don’t agree with that in any form—but noticing that there are differences is normal and fine and to be encouraged.
"We’ve reached a state now where it’s, ‘You shouldn’t notice. Why are you noticing he’s got a bomb and has a beard and is Muslim and wants to kill your family?"
"There is no country in the world like this. If all of a sudden all the traffic wardens in Ghana were Welsh, they’d really notice and might not love it? We give ourselves a hard time in this country in a sort of mea culpa way. But if we were that racist, people wouldn’t come. Very simple."
AND ALSO IN MARTIN FREEMAN’S GREATEST HITS
"The funny thing about the acting business is that there are more poofs in it than you can have hot dinners thrown at you,’" he says.
"But no one is out. It’s not so bad here, but in Hollywood? Jesus Christ. Why don’t they just admit it? No one cares if they’re gay or not. I certainly don’t.
In this so-called liberal industry, no one has the guts to come out because of “the box office”, but someone has to be the first in the firing line.
"Without the suffragettes a lot of women would have thought, ‘Why should we have the vote?’ And I think that the same argument exists today. People should stand up and be counted."
SURPRISE MARTIN FREEMAN IS A PILE OF CARPET LINT IN THE SHAPE OF A MAN
Freeman: I met Lucy Liu at the Emmy’s, she was charming… but very ugly. She’s a dog, come on, she’s a very unattractive woman. But she was really really charming and I wish them all the best.
Interviewer: So I take it you are the prettier one?
Freeman: Yes, of course, of course I am, I’m the original glamour of Watson, then they get Lucy Liu of all people to bring some **** glamour… Scraping the barrel.
[no idea what the censored word is]
martin freeman has got a lot of nerve especially considering that he looks like an animated shoe
Oh, I see how it is. You guys can adore him for being a grumpy, cussing (which a lot of people are as offended by as you are by these), offensive hedgehog, but as soon as he says something YOU are offended by, he is the absolutely antichrist. Ugh.
^^^ yes fucking this what this person said I’m done reblogging this and commenting on it because god dammit can’t you people disagree with what someone is saying but still respect their fucking right to say it
like seriously “Feel free to abandon any good will you may have had towards Mr. Freeman before.” ??? HIS ACTING HAS RETROACTIVELY BECOME TERRIBLE BECAUSE OF HIM SAYING SOMETHING THAT I DON’T AGREE WITH
and might I add that while I might be slightly amused by what he’s saying in this gifset, I also recognize it as inappropriate. I dunno. This is all very confusing and I need to go before I get a headache